JAY HAS A BLOG

Nov 29

“It’s “Taken” but with Arnold Schwarzennegger and about Christmas.” — Hank on “Jingle All The Way”

Mark Lester is Funny.

• Parker: Mark, Jesus went to bed early, and then he woke up and served humanity.
• Mark: And look what happened to him, he got crucified.

Nov 27

Because Grandparents Being Slightly Racist Is Always Funny

• my sister: I have a Jewish friend, an we get into arguments all the time.
• my grandma: Oh, they're good at that.

albertinho:

soupsoup:

Official White House photo of State Dinner party crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi meeting President Barack Obama.

This entire situation just seems like an Aziz Ansari routine to me. I mean, I can even imagine where all the queues for his usual calls (“RAAAAAANDY?”, “HE KNOWS WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!”) would go.

Apparently this whole thing was staged for a new Bravo show: The Real Housewives of DC. Not even kidding.

Sad.

LOOK. LOOK AT THESE SHOES.

Nov 26

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The (nearly) finished product.

ATTENTION EVERYONE: I am making delicious stuffing using burgers.

Nov 25

found this in a postsecret book I was reading at the bookstore today.

I wonder who found the secrets I’ve left in those books.