My name is Jay Light and I have a blog. This is it. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6598313-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @dietjay)http://dietjay.tumblr.com/<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuphicTDOX1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>currently watching.</p> <p>I’m also the only person in the theatre. Awkward? Nah.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/284911310http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/284911310Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:17:53 -0500<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>What is your favorite book?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">This one also has to be a tie: The Time Traveler’s Wife and The Average American Male. <br/><br/> Two totally different, yet still excellent books.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"><a href="http://formspring.me/dietjay" target="_blank">Ask me anything.</a></p></p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/284865571http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/284865571Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:26:00 -0500formspring.me<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuof8gNVtf1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>sort of currently watching. I keep starting and stopping because I have to go do other stuff. but it’s pretty good anyway</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/284176205http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/284176205Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:31:27 -0500<p>The “radio edit” version of Sexy Bitch is called Sexy Chick.</p> <p>However, in the chorus, David Guetta actually just says “sexy chitch” instead of “sexy chick”. Lazy editing FTW?</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283773974http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283773974Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:37:28 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunzr4dNMw1qzw5rho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carinaavila.com/post/283723814/not-even-kidding" target="_blank">carinaavila</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Not even kidding</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve always wondered what nonstandard-colored candy canes taste like.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283771279http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283771279Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:35:21 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/macaholic17/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1260705600">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Passion+Pit">Passion Pit (22)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Patton+Oswalt">Patton Oswalt (18)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Animal+Collective">Animal Collective (17)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Dead+Weather">The Dead Weather (9)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Gorillaz">Gorillaz (7)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283743443http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283743443Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:13:01 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://dietjay.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/283627779/tumblr_kunvwsTpfp1qz7sa0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Blakroc ft. Ludacris and Ol’ Dirty Bastard - Coochie</p> <p>Just got this entire album today and HOLY SHIT IS IT AWESOME.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283627779http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283627779Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:34:04 -0500<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>Actually a dog has 4 legs if you call the tail a leg, because calling something something else doesn’t make it true. Abe Lincoln said that.</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">well I don’t approve of your trickery, question-asker. not one bit.</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>Are you feeling better?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">yes, very much so. thanks!</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"><a href="http://formspring.me/dietjay" target="_blank">Ask me anything.</a></p></p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283491725http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283491725Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:20:00 -0500formspring.me<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunknwIfMO1qz7sa0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.lefthandedtoons.com" target="_blank">LEFT HANDED TOONS!</a> Always.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283393133http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283393133Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:31:07 -0500<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>yo wat up</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">yo not much i just be wakin’ up dawg</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>What’s your favorite Lady GaGa song?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Hmm…favorite here means one most likely to make me puncture my eardrums. <br/><br/> And the winner is: Bad Romance. Also, the music video is fucking hysterically awesome/weird/whatever.</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>How many teeth does an elephant have?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Enough.</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>How many pear farms are there in the United States?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Who eats pears?</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>Have you ever shaved your legs?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Partially. During a pep boy meeting once I shaved a patch of hair off of one of my legs. It was like someone had clearcut in the Amazon.</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>What language do the citizens from Pakistan speak?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Urdu and English, duh. I ain’t your Wikipedia.</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">More than three but less than 100.</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">What is this I don’t even…<br/><br/> 5</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>What’s your favorite position?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">One of power. So doggystyle, naturally.</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>What goes around the world but stays in a corner?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">A POSTAGE STAMP LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL</p> <p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>Fav movie with Indians that ISNT “Slumdog Millionaire”?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Back to the Future Part III.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"><a href="http://formspring.me/dietjay" target="_blank">Ask me anything.</a></p></p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283356194http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/283356194Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:49:00 -0500formspring.me<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"><b>Favorite holiday movie?</b></p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Easy: Groundhog Day. Underrated holiday, great movie.<br/><br/> (the real answer is either Love Actually or It’s A Wonderful Life)</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"><a href="http://formspring.me/dietjay" target="_blank">Ask me anything.</a></p></p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/282782321http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/282782321Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:27:00 -0500formspring.me<a href="http://formspring.me/dietjay">HEY. Everyone. I have an idea.</a>: <p>Ask me questions because I am sick and bored and filled with slightly humorous/mostly true answers to give.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/282676648http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/282676648Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:05:47 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumjb9Q4Tv1qz7sa0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Spagett?</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/282674838http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/282674838Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:04:21 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumfnqTBYs1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For everything I have against coming home…things like this make up for it.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/282568094http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/282568094Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:45:12 -0500awwchristmas<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kum6ylg7LO1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PROTIP: this stuff works wonders if you’re congested. holy crap.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/282318006http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/282318006Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:37:33 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/WvwWdXmDxl9dwzlifgJKyaFlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://classics.tumblr.com/post/281371916" target="_blank">classics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hotg0ssip.tumblr.com/post/87955405/via-fecklesss" target="_blank">hotg0ssip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://fecklesss.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fecklesss</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/281829123http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/281829123Sun, 13 Dec 2009 11:52:46 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuklc0olpO1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>currently watching.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/281042877http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/281042877Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:52:47 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuk3enfYWr1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/280626211http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/280626211Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:25:16 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://dietjay.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/280403848/tumblr_kujt3vg84C1qz7sa0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Silversun Pickups - Growing Old is Getting Old</p> <p><i>pull out the fear of silence</i></p> <p><i>and put out the need for guidance</i></p> <p><i>and put out your own devices</i></p> <p><i>and don’t be afraid of the cold</i></p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/280403848http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/280403848Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:43:07 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kujpu71GhE1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Who’s got two thumbs and is done with exams? THIS GUY.</p> <p>Excuse the wild hair/crazy eyes/awkward smile.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/280340891http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/280340891Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:32:00 -0500