My name is Jay Light and I have a blog. This is it. I’m a Cinema major/Creative Writing minor at Elon University in North Carolina, but I call Dallas, TX my home. I’ve also got some other stuff on the Internet. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6598313-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @dietjay)http://dietjay.tumblr.com/“It’s “Taken” but with Arnold Schwarzennegger and about Christmas.”<br/><br/> - <em>Hank on “Jingle All The Way”</em>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/261716468http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/261716468Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:24:52 -0500Parker: Mark, Jesus went to bed early, and then he woke up and served humanity.<br /> Mark: And look what happened to him, he got crucified.http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/261664984http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/261664984Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:41:56 -0500my sister: I have a Jewish friend, an we get into arguments all the time.<br /> my grandma: Oh, they're good at that.http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/260124180http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/260124180Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:55:00 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktsk73vMDJ1qz6z0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://albertinho.tumblr.com/post/259989550/soupsoup-official-white-house-photo-of-state" target="_blank">albertinho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/259984094/official-white-house-photo-of-state-dinner-party" target="_blank">soupsoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Official White House photo of State Dinner party crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi meeting President Barack Obama.</p> </blockquote> <p>This entire situation just seems like an Aziz Ansari routine to me. I mean, I can even imagine where all the queues for his usual calls (“RAAAAAANDY?”, “HE KNOWS WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!”) would go.</p> </blockquote> <p>Apparently this whole thing was staged for a new Bravo show: The Real Housewives of DC. Not even kidding.</p> <p>Sad.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/260011443http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/260011443Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:04:20 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://dietjay.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/259906586/tumblr_ktsge1d2eZ1qz7sa0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Arctic Monkeys - Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/259906586http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/259906586Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:13:13 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktsfk3LILd1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LOOK. LOOK AT THESE SHOES.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/259889898http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/259889898Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:55:15 -0500<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=deb6d878ce" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=deb6d878ce" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I am thankful for the Avett Brothers and cool music videos.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/258665341http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/258665341Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:20:22 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqcpe8Fgz1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The (nearly) finished product.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/258528361http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/258528361Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:58:15 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqc3jckYw1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ATTENTION EVERYONE: I am making delicious stuffing using burgers.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/258514785http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/258514785Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:45:08 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktotm4O7Gu1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>found this in a postsecret book I was reading at the bookstore today.</p> <p>I wonder who found the secrets I’ve left in those books.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/257451135http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/257451135Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:08:08 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Muppets sing Bohemian Rhapsody. Hilarity ensues.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/257367373http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/257367373Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:48:10 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://dietjay.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/257352134/tumblr_ktop7kuByY1qz7sa0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>MSTRKRFT - The Looks</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/257352134http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/257352134Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:33:20 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktoklnW5591qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Since when did they start putting TVs on top of gas pumps?</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/257251023http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/257251023Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:53:29 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/macaholic17/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1258891200">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Pretty+Lights">Pretty Lights (13)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Sufjan+Stevens">Sufjan Stevens (7)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Animal+Collective">Animal Collective (6)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Julian+Casablancas">Julian Casablancas (5)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/TV+on+the+Radio">TV on the Radio (3)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/254921916http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/254921916Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:31:15 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://dietjay.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/254462093/tumblr_ktklowfGH21qz7sa0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/254462093http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/254462093Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:26:56 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstqn9Ky5v1qzoozmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://classics.tumblr.com/post/254377433" target="_blank">classics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tiresome.tumblr.com/post/237701034/sakinainwonderland-via-tryphena" target="_blank">tiresome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sakinainwonderland.tumblr.com/post/237697942" target="_blank">sakinainwonderland</a>:(via <a href="http://tryphena.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">tryphena</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/254444326http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/254444326Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:04:45 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjspz8V2T1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/254016262http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/254016262Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:01:11 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj6y9LwfC1qz7sa0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/253492587http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/253492587Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:10:57 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf93vG4Ax1qz7sa0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>it’s taken me way too long to upload any of my pictures from my trip to Cincinnati. here’s one of my favorites.</p> <p>more to come eventually.</p>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/251033025http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/251033025Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:07:07 -0500“We’ve got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.”<br/><br/> - <em>The Shoveler, <i>Mystery Men</i></em>http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/249917397http://dietjay.tumblr.com/post/249917397Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:58:18 -0500